Diane’s Awesome Birthday Site

Once again we are rapidly approaching Diane’s birthday. This year she likes the new iPod Nano and its video camera. If you order them online you can have free engraving on the back as well. Of course, she would prefer a version like this one with Louis Vuitton engraving on the front which, luckily, does not exist.

Either the Wordpress program for this site needs a plugin to allow html in comments or it’s allergic to cats like I am. Here is the picture that should have shown up in Elizabeth’s comment: *sneeze*

In this case, the next picture might be more appropriate:

If I could find boxes this pretty Diane might accept them as a eternal presents. She says she could never open something so beautifully wrapped. That could be a real money saver for me in the long run.

Would you believe Diane wants to be pampered a bit on her birthday? I know it sounds outlandish but it’s true. Normally, she thinks only of others and rarely does anything for herself but for her birthday this year she’s going to let her guard down and let other people do something nice for her at a spa. However, I started looking into what they do at these places and it doesn’t look very pleasant to me. First, they make your face into some kind of a salad. Next, they subject you to water boarding torture although I don’t know what it is they want you to confess and another thing they apparently do is a very uncomfortable looking eyelash weave.

You’d think she would already have a couple just like this in the stable

This is Diane’s Awesome Birthday Site. Diane’s birthday deserves its own site, a fact that is so obvious I can’t believe nobody ever thought of it before. So far for the 2008 birthday I know that Diane wants a new winter coat.and a fancy new french press

Some things that are out of the question include a new kitten, Christian Louboutin shoes, another friggin purse, or a cat. I know I already said kitten, but I had to close the cat loophole completely. No felines.

Something that everyone, and I mean everyone on the internet, could pitch in for would be anything made by Chanel. That’s some expensive garbage stuff and out of the question until we win the lottery and can go to one of the boutiques where we’ll buy it on our American Express Black cards and talk in our high pitched we just won the lottery voices.